Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2011

Wow! You can barely feel them!

He said he wanted something “light and lacy” for cross-dressing.

The clerk thought he said cross- training.

Redneck “string theroy?”

Huh? Flesh-colored, velcroless, Vibrams? I never saw those at The Shoe Tree. $hit.

OUCH. I can only think of this girl I know who got those corset piercings on her back.

Otto — I wish I thought so.One of those things of which I wish I could retract my knowledge.

callous humor

Hmmm, which one is likely to be defeeted?

So no sock-cess for these two?

That’s footin’ it!

old photoshop jokehttp://www.pxleyes.com/photoshop-picture/4c07f72e5524f/high-resolution/Go-Bare-Foot——-Its-Cooler.html

This one has me in stitches.

Wow, Beviek — Brave!

And here I’m almost the only person I know under 70 with NO piercings at all, not even the standard holes in my ears, and no tats at all.

I’m always afraid I’ll be sorry tomorrow, plus I’ve always been strangely squeamish about seeing things passing through holes in my body.

Not other people’s, only mine.