Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 16, 2012
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Poncho: Howdy, sir. We're from B&P, a licensed bark-service provider! Do you have any barking needs? Boomer: We have competitive rates and discount packages to fit all budgets! Man: What makes you think people are interested in having extra dog barking? Poncho: We just assumed. 39% of american homes have at least one dog! Boomer: We're here to provide barking comfort and reliability to the less fortunate 61%! Poncho: Sheesh, what a grouch! Boomer: Some people just ice over without the loving sound of a barking dog in their lives.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 13 years ago
They should be applying at junk yards.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Some people are just not willing to pay for it.
Alison84 almost 13 years ago
Weren’t their hats green yesterday?
Xane_T almost 13 years ago
What they need to do is charge for not barking!
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Maybe they should branch out, and also offer this service. Non-dog-owners hear this all the time.
r5d4d2 almost 13 years ago
Since when does the Sunday strip continue on Monday??
Francine Long almost 13 years ago
Some barking is a joy to hear and really fun. Playing with my dogs, swimming at the lake or jogging along the shore, some playful barking is a joy so long as it isn’t overdone and disruptive to other people.
Barking when there is an unfamiliar noise at night or when a stranger comes to the house is good just about every time. But the incessent, non stop, hysterical barking of some dogs can drive the most ardent dog lover crazy.