Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for December 21, 2011

You were destined to be short anyway.

Enough with the short jokes. I feel self conscious.

There’s nothing wrong with being short!

I can’t tell if I’m short or tall… I think it’s inbetween.

xxx

And Mutt never tells a lie because it makes his nose grow.

I remember the time Opie bought Aunt Bee a baseball glove for her birthday. Bee gots lots of use out of it.