The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 15, 2011
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: I'm conducting an experiment. Would you say this glass is half-empty, or half-full?
Brutus: It's half-full!
Mr. Veeblefester: What are you trying to do, ruin your image?
More than 99.999999999999999999% empty space. Whether air, water, or solid lead. And then of course there’s the relativity answer: It’s half full if it used to be empty, it’s half empty if it used to be full.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Brutus just wants to be an optimist. Give the man an even break.
ScoMcM about 13 years ago
More than 99.999999999999999999% empty space. Whether air, water, or solid lead. And then of course there’s the relativity answer: It’s half full if it used to be empty, it’s half empty if it used to be full.