JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 15, 2011

  1. Dementors suck
    slug_queen  almost 13 years ago

    Unless you use Dr Bronner’s, which can’t hurt you… well, if you don’t try to read the labels! All Natural! Dilute! Dilute!

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    AB9SS  almost 13 years ago

    Ya know what?The chemicals in everything are toxic if enough of anything is ingested.

    Cyclamates were used to sweeten diet drinks and safer than Aspartane yet the tests were skewed enough that when there was any sign of increase in cancer risks, that warning came out and everyone knee-jerk reacted by banning the substance.

    The amount a person had to consume to even raise that risk was 200 cans of soda every day for 20 years!!!

    GET OFF THE “SKY IS FALLING” BAND WAGON OK!!!?

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    jlb839  almost 13 years ago

    I believe Marcy is actually just using the threat as a bluff. But a bluff her children are wise not to call her out on. She is alot like my mother was you never knew if she would carry out the threat.

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    Kydex29  almost 13 years ago

    This is a punishment totally appropriate to the crime. And it’s certainly not as harmful as letting your kids pig out on junk food or become potty mouths.

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    tcity  almost 13 years ago

    I still remember the distinct pumice taste of ‘Lava’ soap. I’ll never forget the day I learned the word F^K, I was 4, and my friend and I were just skipping along sing-songing "F^K, F^K,F^K" having a great ol’ time, til mom came outside.It’s still as fun to say today as it was then.

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    SQLMamma  almost 13 years ago

    Whenever I smell Ivory soap, I think of my brother with bubbles coming out of his mouth.

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    LiviaBay  almost 13 years ago

    Spare the rod and spoil the child.

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    krisl73  almost 13 years ago

    Where in the Bible have you found this?

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