Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 02, 2006

Transcript:

"Nice outfit...and soda for breakfast, eh? Where's your 'I'm a redneck' foam can holder?" "My shirt is in the dryer. I'm not a redneck." "Sure you are. You're a commie-liberal, but that doesn't mean you're not a redneck. You're just a blue state redneck. You're a blueneck." "I'm not a blueneck!" "...Said the shirtless man. You look like you're on the Springer show. Why don't you just find yourself a nice cousin and settle down?" "I'm not a blueneck! And if I were on the Springer show, my pants would be off and I'd have a little microphone on my tie." "Not exactly helping your cause by knowing that, Blueneck." "Yeah, I thought of that as I was saying it..."