Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 01, 2003

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Bucky says: ?Robert, I?d like to give you a chance to get in on the ground floor of a very exciting investment opportunity. It?s called Bucky?s House for Wayward Monkeys.? Rob, who is working at his desk, asks: ?You?re proposing a monkey shelter?? Bucky says: ?Technically, it?s not so much a shelter as it is a work program. They would be mining diamonds.? Rob says: ?Diamonds.? Bucky, who is wearing a yellow tie, says: ?Well, rocks. I?m going to tell them they?re diamonds to motivate them.? Rob asks: ?And you expect me to believe you wouldn?t just eat these monkeys?? Bucky says: ?Oh, I?d be eating them, sure. Right after they tire themselves out smashing rocks.? Rob says: ?I?m going to ask you to leave now.? Bucky replies: ?I find your aggressive manner to be off-putting. Nevertheless, I?m still willing to let you contribute money to the fund.?