Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2011

qantas’ logo "escape on qantas "

This is dumb in so many ways.

Thats right Rodd & Guy —-give potential bank robbers ideals.

Well gee, you can tell it’s not a real Qantas plane, cos it’s right-side up.

How would it land in Australia?

Other than that…..

I remember that koala!He’s probably retired by now.

Meh. guy and rOdd are phoning it in for the holidays.

Wow, someone actually watched Cannonball Run 2??!!!

A little more work on the map of the USA is in order. Just what State did they land in? Why are there two long thin Idahos?

I thought Qantas was the holiday primarily celebrated by African Americans?

It could have been worse – they could have made it last the whole week.

Lawsy me, Colonel, (blushing) I didn’t even know you were set on “vibrate”.