Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 22, 2011

Cos he’s a sly old dog… still cattin’ around at night. Needs to look good for the hot kitties. In his mind, anyway.

Wait till you get the bill for all that fake Viagra he ordered from your spam.

I TOLD you not to use his name for a password.

Why does everybody do that?

he’s hoping to be taught some new tricks.

Should the label not read “Just For Old Dogs”?

It’s ruff for an old dog.

the gray in my boys muzzle doesn’t show. he is silver gray.

not much grace in her

Where did the dog get opposable thumbs?

greyhounds have rights too!

Because dogs can’t grow old gracefully, just like most people. They get the same aches and pains, unsteady legs, and other ills. Some accept it and some fight it.

Old age for dogs is ruff.

Put a muzzle on it baby.

The really sad cases are the dogs with comb-overs.