Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: Wanna shoot some craps? Satchel: Ha ha! Nooo thanks! A buddy talked me into that once, and they made us clean up for hours! Bucky: Satchel, this... Wait, what? Satchel: What? Bucky: Never mind. Would you like to gamble on dice? Satchel: Uhhh, no, I did that once already. Bucky: What happened? Satchel: Well, as you know, I'm quite unlucky... Bucky: What does gambling have to do with your looks? Satchel: Remember that time I went to central park and I played blackjack with a guy on a rock? ...And he got dealt a 21 card 3 times in a row! I was like, aw! Oh well, anyway, I got snake eyes. Bucky: Yeah, and a turtle butt. Now tell me about the dice.
my_discworld almost 13 years ago
Bucky’s expression in the next to last panel is priceless.
halbert04 almost 13 years ago
Cats and dogs definitely speak different languages!
bahramthered almost 13 years ago
I use to play war games that used dice regularly. One player was famously unlucky, no matter the game. Our usual game it was good to roll high.
Someone bought a new game in. It was good to roll low. These dice where giving us so many 5s and 6s it was ridiculous. This poor guy comes in and we tell him he should buy the dice. He rolls a bunch of times trying to score low, never gets a 1 and just a few 2s. He says they’re bad, he can’t win.
I pick up the dice and tell him to make armor saves in the other game. He rolls three 1s. Everyone cracks up and he announces “I’m going Home!” He didn’t but it was priceless.
blqurkgfg..-:) almost 13 years ago
yessssss Venus………..
SUEROSE almost 13 years ago
Many of you may not be old enough to remember Abbot and Costello, but these two, (Bucky and Satchel) remind me of them, they should be made into a sitcom, they would make a great regular weekly TV show. I mean if Bevis and Butthead can do it, these two would be even funnier. Love them SOOO much.
tegm almost 13 years ago
turtle butt!!
wtposs almost 13 years ago
Is that some kind of Canadian accent coming through from Satchel- /unlucky/ and /unlooky/, that Bucky misunderstands? I remember when Mac Manc Macmanx called Bucky “Booky” (when Bucky tried to change his name to Steve- Mac said,
“Have a deek at your newtons, (have a look at your teeth), you are BOOKY.”