Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2011

No, but returning the guy that can’t figure out how to use it was more impractical.

Hair today gone tomorrow.

I’m just shaking my head.

Monty is not cut out (cut out, get it?) to become a professional barber, it would seem. Is the Returns Lady so jaded that she doesn’t see what “the problem” might be? Does she no longer even notice the customer as she goes through her rote routine?

Suzannelol why?

“yeah, it’s a headache to use it”

It looks to me that it trims just fine, the problem was in the execution. It’s a poor worker who blames his tools…

Another hairtrimmer expecting the same shape head, making sure that’s what it is after it’s done its work.

I sat on one the other day by mistake, ya oughta see what my butt looks like now… kinda like Monty’s head… I’ll try again tonight!!!

… depending on how quickly Monty’s hair grows, he could shave the head once a week. Embrace the male pattern baldness by getting rid of the hair! I hear some ladies like the hairless orb.

Its probably just stuck on a setting.

Let’s go see if Fleshy’s still groovin’ from the catnip high.

It is a wise man who admits he can’t do something. It is not that the trimmer don’t work, it is that he should not own it.

Why would they take back a used trimmer that undoubtedly has Monty’s stray hairs embedded in the blades? Nasty.