Every time I tell this joke I get a splitting headache. I hope they’re at high tide otherwise they are in trouble.
At work we used to tell the same jokes so often we just assigned them numbers.The new guy came in and tried it.142! (sound of crickets)Well, you’re telling it wrong.
Fa-DUM-bump!
Green shorts hit blue shorts so hard, the tree bent the other way.
A tough nut to crack…
It’s phototropism—bending toward the bright light of the stars…
haha, ouch! XD
J Short about 13 years ago
Every time I tell this joke I get a splitting headache. I hope they’re at high tide otherwise they are in trouble.
rockngolfer about 13 years ago
At work we used to tell the same jokes so often we just assigned them numbers.The new guy came in and tried it.142! (sound of crickets)Well, you’re telling it wrong.
K M about 13 years ago
Fa-DUM-bump!
jmcx4 about 13 years ago
Green shorts hit blue shorts so hard, the tree bent the other way.
robolt about 13 years ago
A tough nut to crack…
robolt about 13 years ago
It’s phototropism—bending toward the bright light of the stars…
tegm about 13 years ago
haha, ouch! XD