Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 22, 2011

  1. Hacking dog original
    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    Every time I tell this joke I get a splitting headache. I hope they’re at high tide otherwise they are in trouble.

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  2. Cat7
    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    At work we used to tell the same jokes so often we just assigned them numbers.The new guy came in and tried it.142! (sound of crickets)Well, you’re telling it wrong.

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  3. Missing large
    K M  almost 13 years ago

    Fa-DUM-bump!

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  4. Curly pres
    jmcx4  almost 13 years ago

    Green shorts hit blue shorts so hard, the tree bent the other way.

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  5. Robot drawing
    robolt  almost 13 years ago

    A tough nut to crack…

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  6. Robot drawing
    robolt  almost 13 years ago

    It’s phototropism—bending toward the bright light of the stars…

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  7. 08 6
    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    haha, ouch! XD

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