Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 26, 2011
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(Sigh) Christmas came slow and went fast. How fast? Gee, I guess the speed at which the earth rotates multiplied by the number of days in a year. Although, the earth rotates the fastest at the equator but slowest at the poles- like the North Pole! That means Santa's Christmas came slower than yours! He needs the time to build a billion toys- I don't.
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Better get cracking on the next billion toys, Santa… next Christmas will be here sooner than you think!
comicgos almost 13 years ago
Whatever the case – glad it’s over.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It didn’t last long enough. It never does.
jhar almost 13 years ago
According to NORAD, Santa delivered 1,900,000,000 gifts.
Kathe almost 13 years ago
flyboy2514 almost 13 years ago
seems to me we should be able to do better than one day a year with "peace on earth good will to men’. But we never do
RednRover almost 13 years ago
Happy Birthday, Lightenup!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That sounds logical to me