Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 31, 2011
December 30, 2011
January 01, 2012
Transcript:
Janis: Mary Lou impresses me every time I'm around her!
Janis: She's smart! Pretty, too, wouldn't you say?
Janis: And her FIGURE! I wish I had her figure!
Janis: No comment?
Arlo: None whatsoever!
OK, what if he had said, quickly, that Janis’ figure was better? Points for that, or is silence still the best policy? Vote at the sound of the beep………………………wait for it…………………………………
He could get by with saying: “She’s a pretty,smart and hard working young lady that Gene is lucky to have in his life. She reminds me of you.”Big points for Arlo and questions answered safely.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say nothing at all.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 13 years ago
You did, Janis, you did.
SteveAz almost 13 years ago
Smart man that Arlo
pbarnrob almost 13 years ago
As my crazy ol’ girlfriend used to say, “Only crazy, not stupid!”
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I dare Jimmy to do four panels of Arlo’s thought process during those questions…….
KEA almost 13 years ago
Hope we start something different in the New Year.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
OK, what if he had said, quickly, that Janis’ figure was better? Points for that, or is silence still the best policy? Vote at the sound of the beep………………………wait for it…………………………………
Beep!toppop52 almost 13 years ago
He could get by with saying: “She’s a pretty,smart and hard working young lady that Gene is lucky to have in his life. She reminds me of you.”Big points for Arlo and questions answered safely.
rusty gate almost 13 years ago
Arlo is learning, Janis was throwing out the bait and he wasn’t biting, ‘whatsoever’.
rhsasl almost 13 years ago
typical method of a wife to start a fight :-)
BCduke almost 13 years ago
Arlo is keeping his mouth shut so he doesn’t accidently blurt out……I’d do her.
tnazar almost 13 years ago
Her next comment will be, “I’m old and fat.”
finale almost 13 years ago
With age comes wisdom (or the ability to think before speaking (sometimes).
psychlady almost 13 years ago
In some situations, silence speaks volumes!
billdi Premium Member almost 13 years ago
very wise arlo
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Arlo you missed the chance to snore.
Happy New Year Everyone.
Phosphoros almost 13 years ago
There is no easy way out of this one, but Arlo took the right way.
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Happy New Year!Smart answer.
BillWa almost 13 years ago
With age comes wisdom. It is an arguement that the man will never win.EVER!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Happy New Year, Mr. Johnson. Arlo and Janis and all their friends and relatives are great characters.
renewed1 almost 13 years ago
Smart man.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wise move, Arlo! You’re brighter than you look.
tallcanofbeer almost 13 years ago
pretend your snoring , keep your eyes shut
PettyMower almost 13 years ago
Looking back on the panels from this past week, Janis & Mary Lou have the EXACT same figure!!!
mikehop23 almost 13 years ago
Happy new year everybody.