Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 09, 1992

Transcript:

bernice: here's a true-life story called 'i lost 40 punds and dated tom cruise" luann: big deal. I gained six pounds and dated gunther. bernice: here's an article on 'finding a perfect wardrobe for under $100!' luann: oh, give me a break, who do they think they're kidding? bernice: here's one on "foods that actually make you lose weight!" luann: i am so sure. how bogus. bernice: "how to really communicate with your parents" luann: spare me. those kind of articles are so lame. bernice: "top models reveal their beauty secrets" luann: yeah, right. gorgeous girls tell how they get more gorgeous. bernice: "catch that guy with these proven techniques" luann: which never work. bernice: "ten days to a shaplier you" luann: sure. i really believe that bernice: well, here's your horoscope: "romance is in the air..." luann: really?!?