Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 26, 2011

$1 a mile?

Amtrak, Union Pacific and Radio Flyer attorneys will be calling Roger in the morning.

Floyd used to take it to his AA meetings — but of course, not since he fell off the wagon.

USPS branching out.

Ward Bond says, “Wagons Ho!”, or might if he hadn’t died some 50 years ago.

it’s only a matter of time that the government will want to regulate both wagon services and apply taxes.

No Club Car?

Once again, Roger’s inner voice, had spoken…“Way to go, Mr. Dynamo”….Roger had always been a preeminent performer. His skills of organization and appropriations had not been lost in his retirement years. Realizing full well his passenger service did not offer the amenities his upscale clientele demanded for convenience and comfort, he hastily made the capital improvements required to ensure a successful quarter and hefty return on his investment. Shirley had initially agreed with the concept, however after several phone conversations concerning what Roger had called the “implementation of phase II”, she has decided to stay at her sister’s house through New Years Eve.

He uses his white scooter for ‘express’ packages.

Thats one “fancy a$$” loadin’ dock…

Cleo is happy!

https://cleoandcompany.net/christmas-day/

Merry Christnas Balladeers, (((((Plods)))) and Miss Susan.

That is very enterprising of Roger. This kid will probably earn a lot of money. Or cause the deaths of thousands. Or both.

There’s a table for sale!

https://cleoandcompany.net/december-26-2021/

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Snerks… A lot of the time Garfield is laying on top of the table. Maybe that’s the secret. @cleoandcompany.net

Happy Two Turtle Dove day to everyone. Hope y’all had a good holiday. It’s been nutz around here for the last ten days.

And we had a few gifts to wrap and unwrap.

Any hoover, gotta try to find the couch. Y’all have a great day.

(((((HuGz!)))))