Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 14, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: Dear diary: Continued assessing the edibility of everything in my world. Today I tested a dish rag, a doorknob, and a remote control. Poncho: So few things are actually edible, sometimes I wonder if it's really worth testing every little thing, or if I'm just being silly.
sillykit almost 13 years ago
ROFL <3
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I always knew Poncho would end up eating his words.
dre7861 almost 13 years ago
I find his words hard to digest.
ghek almost 13 years ago
My dog ate my school book and pooped a paper-mache ashtray
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
Something else to add to his diary.
Logicman almost 13 years ago
Yeah, but its hard to write inside a dog’s stomach. Like the old saying: ‘outside of a dog a book’s a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.’
pirate227 almost 13 years ago
Dogs will be dogs.
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
More likely to poop a diamond.
Pencil “lead” is a baked mixture of clay and graphite with the ratio of clay to graphite determining the hardness/darkness of the line of the pencil .
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
Before pencils were developed in the 17th century, charcoal sticks were used (still used by artists).A large deposit of very pure graphite was discovered in the 16th century in Cumbria, England.It was so pure that it could be sawn into sticks for writing.It was mistakenly thought to be a form of lead, and was even named plumbago (Latin for “lead ore”).In many languages the words for pencils translate to “lead pen”, perpetuating this error.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Pooch- that book reads Diary, not DAIRY.
DeepRoot almost 13 years ago
The problem is that most of the inedible stuff they find to be edible anyway.