Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 25, 2012
January 24, 2012
January 26, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Son, listen to me! Don't rush into things! I know how it goes: You marry someone who's cute and nice, and then afterward's... They get even cuter and nicer! Norman: How did you know she was behind you? Ralph: The temperature of the room dropped.
fhhuber almost 13 years ago
They also gain about 100 lbs
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
.;…then they rip your heart out, stomp on it and walk away with your wallet.
arroyogrande Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This has to be the best yet!
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Good answer!
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
I wonder what he was GONNA say?
krbuza almost 13 years ago
Poor Ralph.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think this falls in the aof the Seventh Sense – the ability to sense when your spouse is within receptionRalph doesn’t usually get tooned in like this though…….☻
PaRoWee almost 13 years ago
some people here really don’t like women I see…….
abird4u almost 13 years ago
……. and they become their mothers, absolutely HOT and beautiful!!!
diego7113 almost 13 years ago
nice save Ralph
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
I think he either felt her breath or she has a distinctive perfume (probably the latter as she wears pearls around the house, so may also wear a scent).
BigChiefDesoto almost 13 years ago
It was probably the rolling pin that she jabbed him in his back with her right hand that you can’t see in the picture! :-)
Jaythor over 1 year ago
Poor Ralph. Stuck in Hell with the devil herself.