Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 30, 2012

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    jennifer  over 12 years ago

    How are her esteemed colleagues going to appear nonviolent? Maybe she should dress them up with Shaolin robes.

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    Buzza Wuzza  over 12 years ago

    She sure looks the part of the Queen Of Opar. And her ladies in waiting ain’t so bad either. No wonder Tarzan went up to the watchtower.

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    riverhawk  over 12 years ago

    So the men of Opar do not participate in procreation. Where do the fathers come from

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    Somehow I think the only explanation that’ll work with those knucke-draggers is a 2×4 between the eyes.

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    bmckee  over 12 years ago

    According to the Wikipedia article on La (Tarzan): “The city’s population exihibits extreme sexual dimorphism caused by a combination of excessive inbreeding, cross-breeding with apes, and selective culling of offspring. Consequently, female Oparians are physically perfect, while male Oparians are hideous bestial creatures.” One can imagine that the “selective culling” included getting rid of females who took after Daddy, or maybe the males disposing of other males who looked too much like Tarzan. Just because you’re a “hideous bestial creature” doesn’t mean you’re stupid.

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