FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 20, 2012
February 18, 2012
February 21, 2012
Transcript:
Paige: The snow is melting! The snow is melting! Warm weather must be coming! Finally!
Jason: You can always tell who prays the hardest in church,
Paige: Hey!
if that was true jason, then the pats would have won the super bowl. and, cancer would have been cured. and, other selfish prayers would have been answered.
of course, that implies that ‘praying to god’ with more emphasis alters weather patterns.…and, of course, if you are in a life threatening situation, ‘praying to god’ will save youand , of course, if your team needs a touchdown, ‘praying to god’ will win the game……..
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
Most of the country got six more weeks of winter due to the Groundhog. Oregon seems to be getting an early spring.
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
if that was true jason, then the pats would have won the super bowl. and, cancer would have been cured. and, other selfish prayers would have been answered.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
of course, that implies that ‘praying to god’ with more emphasis alters weather patterns.…and, of course, if you are in a life threatening situation, ‘praying to god’ will save youand , of course, if your team needs a touchdown, ‘praying to god’ will win the game……..
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Someone tried that once, and they ended up repeating Groundhog’s Day repeatedly until they learned their lesson. So I don’t recommend it.
Sagacious One almost 13 years ago
One wonders to whom should prayer be directed?
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Why would god answer the prays of a devil spawn.
gfchl almost 13 years ago
I bet calvin is thanking Jason for that.
jrcarter53 almost 13 years ago
I personally like it that Fort Worth will be in the upper 60’s and mid 70’s all week. One of the few things I like about Texas.
RH3 almost 13 years ago
I thought Jason was too intelligent to believe in the God nonsense.
Salamurai almost 13 years ago
Snow? What snow? I live in upstate new York, the longest we had snow hang around this year was three days.
fixer1967 almost 13 years ago
You can start with the ones digging up my backyard.