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Several years ago when I moved here a co-worker asked me to go hunting. Great. Dreams of my childhood, wild animals, shootingā¦we got in a car and drove dirt roads. Some birds DID dun across the road and he stopped, got out and unloaded and missed all shots. I thought, that looks easy.
I mean, I used to hunt, and maybe the shots got my adrenalin up.so I bought a shotgun and we went out again. Nothing, in spite of all the driving, which gets OLD. And he didnāt like to walk much.
We didnāt even see a shootable bird the rest of the season, and I put the shotgun in the closet, and gave it to a friend last year. I realized I donāt need to hang out with guys who carry guns when thereās nothing to shoot at and canāt shoot anyway.
Besides, I once herded a bear with a stick, and so why should I pretend they need killing?
Reminds me of the hunter that bought a new pump gun, and was bragging that he got seven shots off at a rabbit. āDid you get him?ā āNo, but I got off seven shots at him!!!ā
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
What a sportsman he is.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
This is how the 1% hunt.
adubman about 13 years ago
Probably mixes the apple juice with Fruit Loops.
rockngolfer about 13 years ago
Cheney should be up ahead since I wouldnāt want him behind me.
RonaldMott about 13 years ago
It is Mottās Juice?
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Several years ago when I moved here a co-worker asked me to go hunting. Great. Dreams of my childhood, wild animals, shootingā¦we got in a car and drove dirt roads. Some birds DID dun across the road and he stopped, got out and unloaded and missed all shots. I thought, that looks easy.
I mean, I used to hunt, and maybe the shots got my adrenalin up.so I bought a shotgun and we went out again. Nothing, in spite of all the driving, which gets OLD. And he didnāt like to walk much.
We didnāt even see a shootable bird the rest of the season, and I put the shotgun in the closet, and gave it to a friend last year. I realized I donāt need to hang out with guys who carry guns when thereās nothing to shoot at and canāt shoot anyway.
Besides, I once herded a bear with a stick, and so why should I pretend they need killing?
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Fink ā The great hunter. ā¦ā¦. ā¦
LovDComix about 13 years ago
I think saying āpleaseā is his way of being primal.
boldyuma about 13 years ago
Hemingway and Jack London would laugh at the Fink..
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
Ha ha!!! He said, āweeā!
Phosphoros about 13 years ago
And while youāre at itā¦ peel me a grapeā¦
tuslog64 about 13 years ago
Reminds me of the hunter that bought a new pump gun, and was bragging that he got seven shots off at a rabbit. āDid you get him?ā āNo, but I got off seven shots at him!!!ā