Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 11, 2012

Touche!

Hey, that’s a top of the line cow suit.

wearing a bovine suit is bad enough, but cross-dressing too….

Hey, my mom sometimes dons a cow suit and she’s never yet burned a souffle.

YOu get what you pay for especially when you’re talking animal suits

A strange fetish on many levels!

not his fault for cowering in the discount barn, the udder suit was at the tanners

GOT MILK?

she talks a good game, but her only reservation about wearing a cheap cow costume is getting caught doing it.

beviek, it doesn’t look like a 2 Cows and a Chicken, Cow and Boy, or Lucky Cow compilation.At least he was smart enough not to wear a longhorn costume so he can get in the kitchen/dining room in the event the soufflé wasn’t burned.He could’ve, though, worn something different and original like an aurochs costume. For the paleontologists out there.

Shirley’s and Carson’s tit for tat spats have escalated just as their talk therapist had predicted. Vivian and Collin had volunteered to be their counselor of last resort after their intervention on behalf of the neighborhood’s Gardening in Conformity Club had reported their last outburst to the Rules Committee. This had lead to the immediate sanctioning and the ultimate dismissal of both of them. However, in an unforeseen and quite disturbing turn of events, stemming from Carson’s attempted bus ride to Lakeside Park; wearing his gender conflicted cow costume; coupled with the public humiliation of last week’s milking episode at the block party; both Vivian and Collin have deferred the day to day care back to Shirley who is obviously living on the edge.

Pious Bovine! Where can I get me one of those!

or… “Party Teats & Udder Ways to Stack Onion Rings”

She’s in no mooed for smart remarks.

I’ve heard off polyester suit “Lounge Lizards.”..but…

“Barcalounger Bovines?”

not true, my cow suit is at the dry cleaners

yeah, if at least he could afford a more luxuriant cow suit…

Well – Cleo’s cattle-themed today, too:

https://cleoandcompany.net/january-11-2022/

Giddy-up!

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

The expensive one isn’t that much better.

There’s an all day ear worm. @cleoandcompany.net

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA-PdP4k4Xw

Bizzy day….

(((((HuGz aLL ArOuNd!)))))

That’s an AWESOME Bonanza poster over at Cleo and Company! :-)