A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” The doctor interrupts, "Nine…
Templo S.U.D. about 13 years ago
This would make a nice “Garfield Minus Garfield”… IF “GMG” could get back on track!!!
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
Who in their right mind would want to steal Jon’sidentity?
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Poor Jon can’t even give his identity away.
codycab about 13 years ago
That is a surprise, a criminal stealing something of Jon’s and then just giving it back.
Ooops! Premium Member about 13 years ago
That’s too bad, poor Jon.
thirdguy about 13 years ago
wait….how did he know it was gone?
aarken about 13 years ago
Just wait ’til Liz gets hold of his credit card.
pc368dude about 13 years ago
Now THAT’S funny!!!
revisages about 13 years ago
kinda like stealin’ a kiss
Prey about 13 years ago
I lose my identity most sunday mornings….. at least, I wake and think – who am I, where am I, why does my head hurt?
tomtrek about 13 years ago
a case of mistaken identity.
Karaboo2 about 13 years ago
This world is not ready for 2 Jon Arbuckles
Don Rodriquez about 13 years ago
They probally paid Jon to take it back.
Alyianna about 13 years ago
Is living with Liz that bad???
kbyrdleroy123 about 13 years ago
Course they gave it back. There’s no money in it. Jon is worth nothing.
Ernest Lemmingway about 13 years ago
The ultimate insult: an identity thief giving it back seconds later. They must have seen his wardrobe.
RabidZombie2000 about 13 years ago
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” The doctor interrupts, "Nine…
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!