Jon: Sorry I'm late.
Liz: Oh, that's okay.
Jon: But I have a really good explanation. I put my pants on backwards.
Garfield: And he walked three blocks in the wrong direction before he realized it.
Calvin: [Jon’s] a genius, but a misunderstood genius.Hobbes: "What [is he] so misunderstood about?Calvin: Nobody thinks [he’s] a genius.(Calvin, in that C&H strip I was referring to, had his pants backwards.)
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Liz’s look says, “Too Much Information.”
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Oh, come on. Like that’s never happened to any of you before.
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
Calvin: [Jon’s] a genius, but a misunderstood genius.Hobbes: "What [is he] so misunderstood about?Calvin: Nobody thinks [he’s] a genius.(Calvin, in that C&H strip I was referring to, had his pants backwards.)
missevernight almost 13 years ago
Seriously I thought Jon couldn’t get any worse!
codycab almost 13 years ago
Next time he’ll probably wear it inside-out, then how long will it take for him to notice?
aarken almost 13 years ago
I once wore odd shoes – one blue trainer, one red (both same design). When I noticed I decided to ALWAYS wear them that way.
muttlybutt almost 13 years ago
jon is so stupid, i feel sorry for Garfield having him as an owner, Liz should really dump him. She could find someone so much better and smarter.
aarken almost 13 years ago
I did! And I wore both pairs alternately.
People were used to me doing things like that, so no one made any comment.
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Jon, you really should learn when NOT to go into details…
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
He should have stopped when he was ahead.
DragonLDS almost 13 years ago
This would be the time, to think, re-think, and seriously contemplate on what he is about to say. Then to re-think again, then don’t even say a thing.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Hey, happens to everyone.
Bigmikey88 almost 13 years ago
You know I’ve been thinking….. and since Garfield takes Jon’s food away, wouldn’t Jon get REALLY hungry?
Seiko almost 13 years ago
Jon: “Garfield! There you go, exaggerating again!”
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Jon and Pants = Total diasater.
Poor Liz! I wonder if she has had any ex -boyfriends?
xxx
Alanorei almost 13 years ago
The problem is (aside from anything relating to Jon), Garf can’t actually talk.
He should txt.
Butch70 almost 13 years ago
Everybody make mistakes Jon. So live with it.
crazyhockeyfan almost 13 years ago
Such is life, the best looking women are always with the dorkiest guys.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
if my cat came up to my waistline I’d feed him all the lasagna he wanted.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I gotta try that excuse next time I want to be late to work!
Karaboo2 almost 13 years ago
It’s ok Liz, those jeans run in the family
RabidZombie2000 almost 13 years ago
How to Annoy Your Waiter:
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.
6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”
1. Three words: eat the check.
RabidZombie2000 almost 13 years ago
How to Annoy Your Waiter:
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.
6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”
1. Three words: eat the check.
alexanderline over 12 years ago
that just does not make snese but hay its garfield!