Jon: I'm not wearing my slip-ons today... I'm going to wear showes with laces! Garfield: Don't be a hero, Jon!
May 14, 2024
A day to remember.
I see a trip and a THUD coming in Jon’s future.
On exactly January 21st 2012, I gave advice to Jon about wearing slip ons but what does he decide to wear instead? LACES!
Jon, don’t do anything Garfield wouldn’t do!
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a dude has got to do, what a dude has got to do! double knots!
He sounds like a little kid, trying shoes with laces for the first time by himself.
Jon is a man with ambition and strength (not), who has many goals in life. lol
Knowing Jon, He would probably tie his shoes together and fall flat on his face.
Poor Liz would have to help him up.
LOL xxx
How to Annoy Your Waiter:
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.
6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”
1. Three words: eat the check.
Break a leg, Jon!
Since I slipped-on my first pair of Crocs, I’ve not looked back.
Jon, Jon! You are too brave. Don’t do this treacherous deed!
Johnny, don’t be a hero!
Don’t be a fool with your life!
I low-key identify with Jon in this. lol WHO HAS TIME FOR LACES?!
hsawlrae almost 13 years ago
A day to remember.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
I see a trip and a THUD coming in Jon’s future.
codycab almost 13 years ago
On exactly January 21st 2012, I gave advice to Jon about wearing slip ons but what does he decide to wear instead? LACES!
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Jon, don’t do anything Garfield wouldn’t do!
forthguy almost 13 years ago
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Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
a dude has got to do, what a dude has got to do! double knots!
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He sounds like a little kid, trying shoes with laces for the first time by himself.
gmforde almost 13 years ago
Jon is a man with ambition and strength (not), who has many goals in life. lol
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Knowing Jon, He would probably tie his shoes together and fall flat on his face.
Poor Liz would have to help him up.
LOL xxx
RabidZombie2000 almost 13 years ago
How to Annoy Your Waiter:
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.
6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”
1. Three words: eat the check.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Break a leg, Jon!
IdahoSpud almost 13 years ago
Since I slipped-on my first pair of Crocs, I’ve not looked back.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Jon, Jon! You are too brave. Don’t do this treacherous deed!
Fastfur07 over 5 years ago
Johnny, don’t be a hero!
Don’t be a fool with your life!
Midnite Blue Moon over 1 year ago
I low-key identify with Jon in this. lol WHO HAS TIME FOR LACES?!