Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 12, 2012
Transcript:
Jeff: Good to meet you, sailor... Sailor: Actually, we've already met, bro! You know that firefight in Chapter 9, where you and a wounded SEAL hold off over 100 insurgents for a week? Jeff: Yeah? Sailor: Well, that was me! I was that wounded SEAL! Jeff: Dude, I made it all up. Sailor: Oh... are you sure? It seemed so real!
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
Maybe this will knock Jeff back to reality, if only temporarily.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 13 years ago
Where’s Pops? At the end of the line? Humbly? Grasping the “Red Rascal” in his hot hands? Frenetically searching for something to feel superior to?
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 13 years ago
“Wanna bet?” Taking a bet like that would be too much like stealing from an infant.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
PTSD: the new literary inspiration.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 13 years ago
Obama’s gonna eat Romney’s $12,000.00 +tax +tip per plate din-din at the Ritz.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 13 years ago
PTSD = Pathways Through the Secret Door http://www.acronymgeek.com/PTSD
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
I am so crushed!!
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 13 years ago
Rick: “You deserve these people.” Does Rick think Jeff deserves their money too?
GrimmaTheNome almost 13 years ago
Quite relieved Jeff evidently does know Rascal is fictional. Poor ‘seal’ – left flopping around without a leg to stand on.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wow…. me too!
I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m completely relieved,
but it’s the first time I’ve been pretty sure Jeff has any grip, however tenuous, on some bits of reality.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Jeff, don’t look a gift horse (or SEAL) in the mouth..Too bad the Blue Poseur wasn’t in earshot.
Indyvice almost 13 years ago
Jeff and Alex should hang out. Both have a tenuous grip on reality.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Delusional? Have you checked out your side lately?
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
In that case, Jeff’s completely sane.
babka Premium Member almost 13 years ago
is why Mister Rogers (now cancelled) made a clear distinction between the Neighborhood and the Neighborhood of Make-Believe……….that borderline no longer exists.
Philamon Madison almost 13 years ago
I wonder if this evidence that Gary Trudeau may realize that there is a real world.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Rick has probably headed home before he felt compelled to tell his son that he is actually proud of him for finding his element and true calling.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
“Uh – Life Imitates Art?”
Buzza Wuzza almost 13 years ago
Jeff did maybe save himself a little by admitting in public that it’s all a fantasy but doesn’t that kind of kill the joke?
pirate227 almost 13 years ago
Wow, Jeff does realize it’s not real.
Seed_drill almost 13 years ago
In a way Jeff is like Ian Flemming. He did just enough of the real stuff (albiet, badly) to give The Red Rascal’s adventures just enough verisimilitude to sell.
Doughfoot almost 13 years ago
Obama delusional? You bet! He actually believes that reason and pragmatism can still triumph in this country over ideology and fantasy.
But Obama’s delusions pale in comparison to those of the GOP candidates. I wish one of them would speak as though he knew this is the 21st century, and “a horse in every stable” just doesn’t cut it any more.
JAPrufrock almost 13 years ago
Avatars are for the birds. Wait… no… that’s aviaries.
mjpankr almost 13 years ago
In the background of the first panel, is that somebody dressed up like Jerry Siegel and Bernard Bailey’s Spectre?
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
A lot of “wannabes” only make up their stories. A scary thing about PTSD is, to years later, find out that events you always tried to convince yourself were only in your imagination, were REAL! Sometimes “self defense” is self destructive.
davidblack almost 13 years ago
Nobody has yet commented on the possibility (probability) that Jeff’s latest reader may be a fake SEAL. After the shootout at Abbottabad, public interest in the SEALs boomed, and many wankers have been outed wearing Golden Trident badges and bragging about their SEAL careers, iIncluding clergymen.Jeff may not be the only fantasist in this strip.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
What’s wrong with you people? Most comic readers are trying to escape reality for a little while. Must you always analyze everything to pieces or start a political debate or insult fictional characters?
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 13 years ago
“That’s because seals don’t HAVE legs, silly!” Good one! Susan. Your remark should spike Mona’s false assumption that readers cannot BOTH enjoy a comic strip AND analyze it. Besides, some analyses are a crackup.
tcambeul almost 13 years ago
Sooo, troodough the coward, attempts to show US NAVY SEALS as “unbalanced”!!! Typical “frog” tactic!!!
edonline almost 13 years ago
It would be interesting if the guy really was a Navy SEAL and started having a PTSD episode at the book signing, only to have Jeff/The Red Rascal freak out because he doesn’t know how to handle the situation.
diggitt almost 13 years ago
Indyvice, you do know that Jeff is Alex’s uncle, right?
Bill the Butcher almost 13 years ago
Delusion cancels out delusion. How one wishes that would happen in real life.
lmchildress almost 13 years ago
Jeff does have half an anchor in reality; it’s Zipper that is in cloud cuckoo land.