The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2012
January 11, 2012
January 13, 2012
Transcript:
Wilberforce: You're eating a salad for lunch? Gladys: Mm-hmm... Gladys: I'm watching my calories, but I want to eat a piece of cake for dessert tonight, so I'm eating this salad to offset it! Wilberforce: Does that mean if you ate another salad, you could have a second piece of cake?
i_am_the_jam about 13 years ago
Salads are okay….or they would be if they didn’t make me hungry 10 minutes after stuffing myself with them…
oldpine52 about 13 years ago
Don’t give her ideas, kid.
prasrinivara about 13 years ago
Was Gladys the subject of the following joke?:
A woman ordered a low-cal meal at a diner due to its low price. After consuming it, she ordered a piece of apple-pie, but the waitress told her “we’re out”. Then while she was waiting for her cheque, she saw a man come in and order a large meal with the pie for dessert—which the waitress supplied. Angrily she asked “why did you tell me you were out?” receiving the reply “I didn’t want to spoil your diet!”.
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
If only, Wilberforce… If only…