Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2012

at least larry listened us yesterday, he is denying he did it…………… but as he was drunk, does this means he deep inside loves Zebra, and that is why Larry never successful?

Since Larry and Zebra are both male, does this mean that Larry’s gay? That would explain a lot of his problems with the Mrs.!

the sgt schultz defense…

Sgt Schultz defense all the way. Does that mean a Nazi will explode at the end of this episode?

I thought crocodiles bite the nose of their victims as a prelude to drowning them. Larry isn’t in the watering hole, so maybe he has to do a little prep work…

Twitter is one I’ll never get. Facebook wastes enough time as it is. It is amazing that those inpt reptiles can figure out all this stuff.

Larry’s panic in panel 2 [hmm; movie title? Panic in Panel 2! ] quickly morphed into total denial by panel 4, so at least he’s still thinking (or what passes for thinking in Larry’s croc head). But this is not going well for him. The damning evidence of his Tweeter post may seal his fate, killing his reputation with the croc-guys of ZZE and sending him to Coventry!

We had a family wedding with one side French and the other American. All the French men shook hands with us and kissed their fellow countrymen.

The probbum was caused by too much badonkadonking.

“Hacked” – what a great excuse! He should go into politics.

Check out https://twitter.com/#!/larryzzecroc – one tweet from October 7 – awesome planning…

Apparently, all this time, Larry and Zeeba were simply flirting!

Crocks will bite anything they can to get a meal. If an animal happens to be at a watering hole drinking then the crock will indeed sneak up and lunge for the part closest to the water (the nose) and then drag the animal in to drown and eat.

This is sooo funny, his tweeter account was hacked? wasn’t that former senator Weiner’s excuse when he tweeted a pic of his weiner? hahahaha….oh, Larry!

Larry better go on the wagon……nah, just stick with KFC.

Larry need to get plastic surgery so other crocs no recognize hem.

I believe him…. twitter account hacking is REAL!

Don’t know about France, but in Russia (and the diaspora) a triple kiss is a common greeting among Christians who know each other (but not on the mouth – though that was true in the early days of Christianity).

This is a great story line and funny. A real treat for the comics these days. Thanks.

My account was recently hacked on Twitter and it’s no laughing matter. However, I did take action by updating my account by making some changes to protect it.

Yes……the very useful Weiner Defense. That one always works.

I hate it when someone hacks your account and writes truths about you.

All that Larry has to do is say that it is all part of his grand plan to lure the zebras into a false sense of security, throw them a giant party, and have the fraternity show up after the zebras have had a few drinks. He’ll go from zero to hero instantly. At least, with the crocs, he will. I’m pretty sure it’ll be the exact opposite with the zebras.

oookaaay. It’s not a choice he was born that way.

I think that our, that is American’s, assumption about Frenchmen kissing on the cheeks is caused in part from seeing too many war movies where a French General awards a medal to an American soldier and finishes the ceremony by planting a couple of kisses on the embarassed American.

Why is there more trash on the floor by the end of the strip?

Larry has responded with a second tweet: https://twitter.com/#!/larryzzecroc

Larry’s last name must be Namath

It all started when someone offered Larry some Fruit Stripe gum…

He sounds like a republican- denying what he knows is true- either that or he loves zebras deep down.

That’s why I don’t have such accounts, what doesn’t exist can’t be hacked.

Larry, Larry, Larry.

I wonder what kind of reactions Stephan got on this one

Account hacked – the Weiner defense!

@eddie6192badonka don king???was HE mentioned in that tweet as well?WHOA !! i’ll have a crock of what the croc was drinking!

Not that anything like hacking was ever done by Fox or Murdoch’s crocs in Merrie Olde.

Poor Larry! Please clear this up and put him out of his misery. It was an innocent badonkadonk rub. Anyway, whomever snapped that photo could also have tweeted that with his phone.

Dang it…I tried to stop it, but I still spit water all over…at least I didn’t get any on the computer…