Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 21, 2012

  1. Gerberadaisy
    Tirasmol  about 13 years ago

    amazing chairs!

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    margueritem  about 13 years ago

    How about sleeve garters?

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    chris_weaver  about 13 years ago

    Itā€™s Pocket-Protector cool!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    hereā€™s no accounting for taste.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Quickly, from yesterdayā€¦.

    Colonel, I copied your (amazing page of) code..

    but in that post, and when I paste it elsewhere, to try it, itā€™s still codeā€¦..so what else does it need to make it ā€œworkā€?

    Hope that makes sense.

    And Larry, yes, the reason SusanS, didnā€™t strike out is that the comma is touching the 2nd hyphenand a space before the comma is awkwardā€¦.

    So just put the hyphen after the punctuation, like that!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    So of course it DID strike out this time,even though I copied and pasted it right out of your post where it didnā€™t, and it shouldnā€™t have.

    LOL. Hope you know what Iā€™m talking about.

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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    Even easier just replace the ā€œSmart Quotesā€ (the curly ones)

    Iā€™m referring to the Colonelā€™s code not the strike thru

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Thatā€™s sergeants who do that. Colonels do much worse.Interfaced with accountants for the family business and even worked as one for a couple of years and I never saw one of those either.

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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    I can understand that, but if someone tells me drop and give ā€™em 20, well good luck getting me off the floor.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 13 years ago

    Its to hide the bald spot.

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    V-Beast  about 13 years ago

    to help you remember to send the bill.

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    iced tea  about 13 years ago

    GROAN! :-<

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    LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet  about 13 years ago

    ā€œĀ drop and give him 20. ā€œ

    Are we talkinā€™ push-ups here?Well, there are these: or

    THESE

    I didnā€™t realize that I could be perceived as such a stern mother. Think Iā€™ll work on changing my avatar to something more salubrious, or at least greasy.

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    hwcrescent  about 13 years ago

    @six (re add visor)..funny!ā€¦a lo of people donā€™t know that they once wore beanies instead of visors. the origin of beanie counters, or bean counters as they are known today.

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    konradh  about 13 years ago

    People that creepy usually wear clown suits.

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    konradh  about 13 years ago

    For some reason, when I signed into F Minus, my comment showed up here. Obviously it does not make sense or relate to this comic. Sorry.

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    hwcrescent  about 13 years ago

    @six & dogsniff- sorry, no accounting for THAT error

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    Andrew Capp  about 13 years ago

    He must be a ā€˜tellerā€™.

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    rockngolfer  about 13 years ago

    Can you sell me some of whatever you are taking?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Wow, thanks Colonel, and X-techā€¦.

    Itā€™s been a busy day, and I have to leave again, so I havenā€™t had a chance to play with it muchā€¦..

    I was thinking the code must have acquired smart quotes by being created or pasted into a word processor, and my pasting it into Notepad would have already switched them to regular ones.

    Also wouldnā€™t the fact that the fact that I copied it as posted, not from the Colā€™s original code, have already eliminated the by-then-unseen formatting such as page breaks?

    I must be wrong on some counts cos my brief attempts didnā€™t make it work yet, but Iā€™m sure Iā€™ll get there.

    Thanks again.

    And Dogsniff, my Dad was a Colonel (USAF ret), so I guess Iā€™ve lost those feelings of fear and formality, though he WAS a pretty scary individual.

    Colonel, your avatar has always made me think of Col. Mustard.

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    rockngolfer  about 13 years ago

    That was supposed to be a respnse to legendary chuck butā€¦

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