Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 06, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling In The Basement Boy #1: Yes! Direct hit! Boy #2: Oh, no! I hit a village! Boy #3: Pass the Doritos! Boy #1: Whoa -- it's 3Am! We'd better call it a night, dudes! DRONE OPERATIONS U.S. Air Force Boy #2: What's on for tomorrow? Boy #1: Pakistan, Yemen, and Las Cruces, N.M. A Home With Dr. Professor Dr. Professor: This place is a mess! How can you ever find anything? Son: Aw, Dad! Dr. Professor: And this closet...HEY! Dr. Professor: So that's where the dark matter is! I have to call the observatory! Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. The Sun Also Rises Hemingway: The sn has set, my friends. It is all over. Goodbye. Man: ? Hemingway: The world, in a permanent, apocalyptic darkness! Hemingway: Well, what do you know! NEXT - Hemingway: The sun has set, my friends... Superhero Fantasies For The Middle-Aged Man: Wow! Your strength represents an adolescent wish for power and fairness? Monster: AARG NO! RIP RIP Man: Undirected adolescent rage? Monster: NO! Monster: I'm going to rearrange parked cars to make a spot! Fun Science Facts For The Depressed Modern science and irrefutable mathematics have proven definitively... It is ALL YOUR FAULT. Incomprehensible Suffering Funnies Theo: Hey, Vincent, why is there a bandage on your ear? Vincent: What? Theo: I said, why is there a bandage on your ear? Vincent: What? Theo: WHY IS THERE A BANDAGE ON YOUR EAR? Vincent: You'll have to speak up, Theo. There's a BANDAGE on my ear. Plus, I'm suffering from a psychotic episode.