Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2012

just like those beans i got for the cow

He’s looking mighty sheepish, no?

Larry had a little lamb….

Being too sheep to have it dry cleaned was shear folly.

Now he’ll be in hot water.

Varnes — it is really cute, though, don’t ewe think?

Or do you find the whole idea woolly silly?

Didn’t get back here in time yesterday to say thank you to comicsnerd for the kind words.

Sweet of you. Hope you see this.

Debugging device and Radish — great minds think sheepishly alike?

And again from yesterday, thank you, Beau…….

yeah, maybe it’s only January, but I caught a whiff of dairy air.

His wife is going to knit her brow unless he puts the right spin on it, then he should be able to pull the wool over her eyes.

Great minds run in the same gutter.

I am sort of on your wavelength.Now it will fit in his pocket. The first thing I thought of was those pocket novelties they sell at the adult bookstore. Um so I have heard.

The “Making an illegal ewe turn is a good turn” defense only works in Australia.

Fleeced again by the crafty establishment.

What a shear delight.

“Mary had a little lamb.Her daddy shot it dead. Now she takes her lamb to school between two slabs of bread.” -- Grim tales Vol.II

Didn’t Gulliver have one of those?

@jmc, The Lilliputians gave him quite a few.

Where do they get steel wool? From a cast iron ram.

Don’t tell your wife – just take it to Old McDonald and have it supersized. Next time get your sheep from Sanford L. Cluett – he’ll “treat” it right.

beviak: Great comment yesterday. Of course that reminded me of one – not cheese, but salsa. We have a little company up in Telephone, TX (near the Red River) that makes Hell on the Red. I bug my wife by calling it “Eric’s sister”, Helen.

look!

He shrunk the lamb along with the wool.

Mary had a sheep.

With the sheep,she went to sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram.

Mary had a little lamb!!