Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2012

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    chireef  almost 13 years ago

    just like those beans i got for the cow

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    debuggingdevice  almost 13 years ago

    He’s looking mighty sheepish, no?

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Larry had a little lamb….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Being too sheep to have it dry cleaned was shear folly.

    Now he’ll be in hot water.

    Varnes — it is really cute, though, don’t ewe think?

    Or do you find the whole idea woolly silly?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Didn’t get back here in time yesterday to say thank you to comicsnerd for the kind words.

    Sweet of you. Hope you see this.

    Debugging device and Radish — great minds think sheepishly alike?

    And again from yesterday, thank you, Beau…….

    yeah, maybe it’s only January, but I caught a whiff of dairy air.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    His wife is going to knit her brow unless he puts the right spin on it, then he should be able to pull the wool over her eyes.

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    luvcmx  almost 13 years ago

    Great minds run in the same gutter.

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    Hussell  almost 13 years ago

    I am sort of on your wavelength.Now it will fit in his pocket. The first thing I thought of was those pocket novelties they sell at the adult bookstore. Um so I have heard.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    The “Making an illegal ewe turn is a good turn” defense only works in Australia.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 13 years ago

    Fleeced again by the crafty establishment.

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    What a shear delight.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    “Mary had a little lamb.Her daddy shot it dead. Now she takes her lamb to school between two slabs of bread.” -- Grim tales Vol.II

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    jmcx4  almost 13 years ago

    Didn’t Gulliver have one of those?

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    @jmc, The Lilliputians gave him quite a few.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 13 years ago

    Where do they get steel wool? From a cast iron ram.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t tell your wife – just take it to Old McDonald and have it supersized. Next time get your sheep from Sanford L. Cluett – he’ll “treat” it right.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    beviak: Great comment yesterday. Of course that reminded me of one – not cheese, but salsa. We have a little company up in Telephone, TX (near the Red River) that makes Hell on the Red. I bug my wife by calling it “Eric’s sister”, Helen.

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    soakaholic  almost 13 years ago

    look!

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    He shrunk the lamb along with the wool.

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    Hussell  almost 13 years ago

    Mary had a sheep.

    With the sheep,she went to sleep.

    The sheep turned out to be a ram.

    Mary had a little lamb!!

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