Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 25, 2005

Transcript:

"For you reads who may be new to our strip, let me tell you a little about myself..." "I have an exiting high-profile career in law enforcement!" "I don't want to brag by telling you exactly what I do. Le'ts just say it's filled with glamour and intrigue." "He's a mall cop!" "Don't help me!"