Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 14, 2008
Transcript:
SUPERMARKET "May I help you, Mr. Drabble?" "I have a complaint." "The chips are on aisle 2, the ice cream is on aisle 7, the soda is on aisle 12 and the donuts are on aisle 18." "If you could put all the things I normally buy on the same aisle, it would save me a lot of walking around!" "Actually, Ralph, we figured you need all the exercise you can get!"