Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 21, 2008

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Ralph says, "Uh-oh! We're getting pulled over!" Ralph says, "Why, good evening, officer!" man says, "Mind if I ask why you sped away from that house so quickly?" Ralph says, "I can explain, officer! My wife is making us deliver secret Santa gifts!" Ralph says, "We leave a basket of goodies on somebody's porch, ring the bell, and run away before they see us!" man says, "Yeah, my family does that, too. Well, have a good evening and drive carefully!" Norman says, "As long as the officer is here, dad. Why don't you ask him what to do about your expired driver's license?"