Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 31, 2009

Transcript:

June says, "Ralph, why do you like to barbecue so much?" Kiss the cook Ralph says, "It's a guy thing, Honeybunch!" Ralph says, "Cooking meat over an open fire makes me feel 'At one' with my caveman ancestors!" June says, "I would think just looking in the mirror would do that!" Ralph says, "Before the night is over, I'll think of a snappy comeback!"