Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 21, 2010

Transcript:

June says, "I'm busy, Ralph! I can't talk to anyone!" June says, "If that's Brenda, tell her I'm not home! If it's Debbie, tell her I'm on my way!" June says, "If it's Betty, tell her I'll call her back!" June says, "If it's my mother tell her I'll be home this evening!" June says, "If it's Aunt Edna, tell her I'll call tomorrow!" June says, "If it's Melissa, tell her I'm on another line!" Ralph says, "Hello? ...Yeah, she's right here!" Ralph says, "Good secretaries are hard to find!"