F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 25, 2012

Love the empty holster

Let’s hope things don’t get rough, ’cause her holster is empty..

Not without a gun, I wouldn’t!

So you’re saying she shyould be squeezeably soft instead of a quicker picker upper?

the holster isn’t empty, the gun’s just crammed way down inside.

Nothing wrong wit that little lady looking for a little excitement in her life. You got to get it somewhere.

Judging by the cartridge sizes in the bandoleer, she likely has a shotgun at her feet.

We’re three tough galsFrom deep down Texas wayWe got no palsThey don’t like the way we playWe’re a rough rooting tooting shooting trioBut you ought to see my sister CleoShe’s a terror make no errorBut there ain’t no nicer terrorHere’s what we tell her

Lay that pistol down, babeLay that pistol downPistol packing mamaLay that pistol down

I bet her husband never forgets their anniversary.

Ah, Stephanie Plum has become a mother. (The empty holster gives it away)

Regarding the empty holster, what’s in her left hand? ;)

Is that Dog’s daughter?