Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 24, 2012

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome

Andy, please. Work is the curse of the drinking man, don’t you know?

Isn’t every day a day off, Andy?

It isn’t work that’s the problem. It’s the HAVING to!

I think Andy’s afraid of work.Not me. I can lay right down beside it and take a nap.

Poor Andy …. its difficult when you’re “off” every day.

Andy, don’t forget payday.

Oh Andy your off everyday.

Now that I am retired, there is something to be said for just being able to sleep as late as you would like, especially on snowy days.

When your retired every day is Saturday.

Think of the paycheck, think of all the beer it will buy Andy!

I enjoyed work until I was told that I was too old for the job. Then I tried retirement. I now find that I enjoy retirement.

Just renmember, “work” is one of those vulgar 4-letter words.

Days off, Vacation day, breaks, lunch hours………….