Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2012

Never mind the food! How much change is there in that couch?

Yes, perhaps you should, now and then, of course.

the couch potatoes alone will sustain you

…vacuum under the cushions for crumbs, or Guard Ducks, Rat ?

I thought he was a butt biting duck targeting negative people. My brother encountered a swan of that disposition at an amusement park.

If he’s a couch duck on this mission I suggest we move the couch to a coffee shop, or bar. Really up his workload from their livingroom.

At least he has a cushy job.

Feed a duck, starve a couch.

I say they eat a dozen bean burritos and sit down and watch a few movies……which raises the question, which is worse, a Pig fart or a Rat fart…….which would be a great name for a band, by the way….

Let’s try to remain positive. If it sits, we can bite it in the butt.

This will not end well……..

That Couch Duck is a crumb bum.

It’s a little late to be vacuuming now, Rat! LGD has cleverly amassed provisions for a protracted conflict…. Save yourself much misery and pain: surrender now!

Bilan…. actually a tushy job?

Sign on couch : Beware of Guard Duck.

…it’ so clean, that you can eat from the floor…

Oh crumbs!!!

Twinkies and doritos for everyone.

um… are they at my place?

it;s an easy way to save money

that’s a lotta butt bitin’.

…there’s not just change under those cushions. There’s at least one bill.

Good idea, Rat!

LOL xxx

If LGD gets behind in his work, there should be enough change down there to repay everyone.

++++

Which may help Rat change for the better. At least not be quite so negative.

Seems Rat, Pig and I all subscribe to the what you do not see you do not clean :)

Just give him some quacker crumbs to munch on.

Addition, Adam West is the World’s Greatest BATMAN!!!

How long will the food stay good?