Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2012
February 16, 2012
February 18, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: If your couch duck is gonna terrorize us by hiding in the cushions, we need to start starving him out. Guard Duck: There's enough food in here to last thirty years. Rat: We should vacuum under the cushions now and then.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
Never mind the food! How much change is there in that couch?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Yes, perhaps you should, now and then, of course.
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
the couch potatoes alone will sustain you
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
…vacuum under the cushions for crumbs, or Guard Ducks, Rat ?
bahramthered almost 13 years ago
I thought he was a butt biting duck targeting negative people. My brother encountered a swan of that disposition at an amusement park.
If he’s a couch duck on this mission I suggest we move the couch to a coffee shop, or bar. Really up his workload from their livingroom.
Bilan almost 13 years ago
At least he has a cushy job.
zero almost 13 years ago
Feed a duck, starve a couch.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I say they eat a dozen bean burritos and sit down and watch a few movies……which raises the question, which is worse, a Pig fart or a Rat fart…….which would be a great name for a band, by the way….
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Let’s try to remain positive. If it sits, we can bite it in the butt.
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
This will not end well……..
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
That Couch Duck is a crumb bum.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
It’s a little late to be vacuuming now, Rat! LGD has cleverly amassed provisions for a protracted conflict…. Save yourself much misery and pain: surrender now!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Bilan…. actually a tushy job?
finkd almost 13 years ago
Sign on couch : Beware of Guard Duck.
Bratwurst almost 13 years ago
…it’ so clean, that you can eat from the floor…
JeffdlS almost 13 years ago
Oh crumbs!!!
finale almost 13 years ago
Twinkies and doritos for everyone.
nancyroy2 almost 13 years ago
um… are they at my place?
Banjo Evans almost 13 years ago
it;s an easy way to save money
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
that’s a lotta butt bitin’.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
…there’s not just change under those cushions. There’s at least one bill.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Good idea, Rat!
LOL xxx
bmonk almost 13 years ago
If LGD gets behind in his work, there should be enough change down there to repay everyone.
++++
Which may help Rat change for the better. At least not be quite so negative.
pocounohamster almost 13 years ago
Seems Rat, Pig and I all subscribe to the what you do not see you do not clean :)
Fan o’ Lio. almost 13 years ago
Just give him some quacker crumbs to munch on.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
Addition, Adam West is the World’s Greatest BATMAN!!!
zaz about 5 years ago
How long will the food stay good?