Monty by Jim Meddick for February 04, 2012
February 03, 2012
February 05, 2012
Transcript:
Moondog: Pilsner, remember that Tweety Bird keychain you gave me? Pilsner: Uh, yeah... Moondog: Well... um... Fleshy kinda messed it up... Pilsner: *#@@ #$!! piece of *#!! cats! Moondog: Now, now. Let's not be prejudiced against all cats! Pilsner: I just don't get it! Why would anyone even want a cat when you can have a bird? Birds can fly. Birds can talk. Case closed! Moondog: Well, I think a lot of it is that cats go in litter boxes and cover up after themselves. Pilsner: Oh sure. Great selling point! E. Coli paws.
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
I really wish we could give star ratings on this site.Today I would give seven stars out of five.
Montaholic over 12 years ago
Does Pilsner have arms and fingers? Is he evolving into a green, pointy beaked Donald Duck?
Ida No over 12 years ago
e. coli paws! Remember that when your pet wakes you up in the morning by either licking you on the face or sticking their paw in your mouth.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Arrgh! Is Pilsner forcing us to choose between him and Fleshy? ’Tain’t fair!
vldazzle over 12 years ago
And parrots CAN be taught to poop on command and in specific places. I would never want a cat or dog in my house. The only downside is their mischevious nature (about biting on things they’ve been told NOT to). It is a challenge to keep them entertained.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
I can’t let my cat see this or her feelings would be hurt.
Sunnaze over 12 years ago
You’re days are numbered Pilsner! E.Coli-free Paws
iced tea over 12 years ago
Parakeets and parrots are fun to have. I taught my parakeet many awesome things.
jimbeauga over 12 years ago
Folks, we’re not talking about cats. We’re talking about Fleshy here.