Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Ok, the squash-playing squash got squashed…

    But it isn’t “Squash ³”Cos that would be this:

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    Does anyone know the square root of squash cubed? Pi?

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    They were definitely courting disaster. Poor Gord, never saw the light.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    It was so sad, they had been invited to dinner on Emeril’s show and . .

    BAM . . ☻
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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Judging by the look of that light, this was staged. Some kinda racket I bet.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    darn. i was hopeing no one would notice “butternut”.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    Acorny joke should get the hook.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    A pumpkin goes up as a vegetable but comes down-SQUASH!

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    auraful  almost 13 years ago

    Susan, I hate to disagree with such a luminary, decorous, regal, and nifty punocrat, but I obsequiously think that Squash3 is what G&R&D mean to convey. Had they meant to convey SquashSquashed (or Squash∞ for you arithmetic crackerjacks,) I believe they would have shown it thusly:

    I think the image you posted was right on.

    God, I hope you forgive me for this.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    “Three on a light” was tempting fate for WWI or earlier soldiers. To keep a match lit long enough to light three cigarettes might draw enemy sniper fire at night.

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    Alexthegrape Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Oh my Gourd!

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