Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for February 21, 2012

With unwashed hands too.

Jeff is just raisen the customer’s ire.

Back in the day, gas stations had two types of gas Regular and Premium. The difference, Premium had lead that kept you engine from knocking (theoretically). Whe we began going to “Unleaded” it cost more than the Regular. Supposedly they were charging us for taking the lead out!

Those weren’t raisins, they were flies.

to small to read

Ask torch songstress Ruth Etting—she’d dance with you for only 10 cents a dance, humming as she nestled on my shoulder—I’m dancing with tears in my eyes as the band played—"There’s danger in your eyes Cherie—Oh Darn! here comes Mutt to butt in and take this Lovely to look at, Lady in blue out of my arms—but still I feel the thrill of your charms—so Good Night sweetheart. — And there on the sidelines is WW2Marine asking Jeff for Blue Champagne and Maria Elena. Across the Street , a bunch of the Boys are whoopin’ it up at the Malamute Cafe and singing Show me the way to go home, ‘cause I’ve got Blues in the Night. The dancers over there are handled rather roughly and are singing Boo Hoo. I’d better sign off now because I Don’t wand to set the world on fire and feel Blase.

Talk about a bad economy – yesterday he got a promotion to bank teller! Now he’s back to waiter…….

Nobody did these old gags better except maybe Popeye.

What a rip off!

No wonder Jeff can’t keep a job.

xxx

sorry about that—too much Nostalgia from your old Quartermain—I used to be a DJ back in the late 1940s after getting out of the Navy then went into the music business at capitol records—hence the catalog of old songs.

I wonder what has happened to our old WW2Marine?

Mmmmm…rice pudding. My mom used to make it, especially at Christmas. I doubt if I’ll ever have rice pudding again :-(

Reminds me of Myron Cohen’s joke about the little girl who buys a donut from the bakery. She comes back and says she wants to return it because one of the raisins on the donut is actually a fly. The baker says fine just give me the fly and I’ll exchange it for an extra raisin.