Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 12, 2012

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    In marrige you can eather be happy or you can be right. MY wife told me so.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    This woman is a figment of a male imagination.

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    runar  almost 13 years ago

    Bill Maher was right.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 13 years ago

    I TOLD YOU SO!

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    It doesnt pay to always be right.

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    nerdalert  almost 13 years ago

    oops, lesson learned!

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    angeldscoobydoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    She’s going to be so mad when she opens that bedroom door…

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Now is when he should quickly say “and I love you so much I’m going to take you out for dinner — right now!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 13 years ago

    If you rub it in, you miss out on rubbing something else.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Brilliant, I should so do this irl.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    He’s dead, Jim!

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