Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 05, 2012

They seem to have it covered.

wonder if Beohner and Pelosi ever show up there

Hmmmm….. masochists or necrophiliacs?

I think I’ll try to believe it’s like Beviek said …. just a former friend….

maybe even a quick drink with an old flame…

in a secret hideaway, cos the spouse would have a cow….even though there’s obviously no longer any chance of a fling.

Well….. maybe with the football…

Quite a few live ones tonight.

I wonder who’s dating whom, and who’s pickin’ up the tabs.

They’ve got quite a racket going here. Now if they can just find a way to keep it together they may reach their goal.

The Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell bar?

The Corsican Brothers Bar hosts the lost twins reunion. A. Dumas will be the quest speaker.

Sorry to spoil the party but glue isn’t made from horses, catgut isn’t made from cats, and footballs are made from cowhide.My relatives quit sending me chain emails because 95% are false.

Very well balanced handegg.

Equine to date: I’m really stuck on you.Porcine to date while reaching across the table with hand outstretched: Gimme some (pig)skin, bro!Feline to date: Whats matter? Cat gut your tongue?

Remains of the dearly departed? I think Susan got it (Necrophiliacs).

The next couple to arrive is Steve Buchemi and a wood chipper.

OK that is just too weird. And wrong? Definitely wrong!

thanks for the visual reminder, i just love that scene. fresh ground steve, or carl.

chireef: Gingrich and Pelosi did once, and Gingrich is still trying to convince climate deniers it never happened.