Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 08, 2012

Our pig loves ham.

You cant blame Big Bird — as Pig on Pearls says about BLT’s, KFC just tastes so darn good.

Besides, he probably developed a taste for poultry as a child… I mean, chick, when he licked his own fingers after eating.

I’m sure you guys thought I’d unleash a bucket of bad puns about this…

Well, to some people cannibalism just isn’t funny….

It’s not that I’m chicken, but I don’t want anybody falling to pieces.

I do fry to keep a breast of current o pinion, and refrain from fowl humor.

Then again, to keep a leg up on the competition, sometimes I have to stick my neck out…

It sticks in my craw, but I can’t back down now…. guess I have to bone up on usable words.

Oops — I heard the phone wing.Hope it’s not PETA.(thigh….)

Oh, great susan. Now all we’re left with is giblets..

But Varnes… I just scratched the surface, cos I’m all heart.

No skin off my teeth if anybody uses the other parts.Liver and let liver, I say.

OK…. it might be time to turn tail and run, before I get tarred and feathered.

Not sure whether I can duck fast enough.

(Oh — and Beau Honkus…. no need to look at Argyle Sweater where I didn’t steal your joke….

If they judge you, just give em’ the bird.

Judge the big yellow guy, who could do so? Everyone knows the dodo is a bird brain.

I know a chicken that likes to eat her own kinds (chickens). :P

Actually, ttechnically speaking, Big Bird would not be a cannibal. I believe he is supose to be a large canary, at any rate, not a chicken.

Birds eat birds all the time, it is only cannibalism if you eat your own species. Our cockatiel eats a little chicken or turkey every once in a while.

A bird eating a bird of a different species would be no different than a mammal eating a mamal of a different spcies.

So I am not a cannibal just because I have eaten beef, pork, or the occasional wino that disapears from our neighborhood from time to time. Um, er, let’s just ignore that last part of my comment, shall we?

Susan you took ALL the good stuff. It helps to be the early bird.I just don’t want to egg you on….

♪♫ Can you tell me how to get, how to get some sesame chicken?♪♫

^Too funny – esp. cause as of this minute I’m waiting for Sesame Street to start – for my toddler, not me :-)

Too late. I already did.

I’m not even sure there’s pieces parts left to make jokes with here.While I’m at it, enough people who’ve commented on my avatar come through here. Just be glad I didn’t post this image of me both rotating and revolving.

Yeah, I live out in the country, that’s my house, garage and driveway.And while I’m at it, the first line up there depends on remembering an ’80s fast food commercial.

Kentucky Fried Big Bird!

Finally one thats funny!