Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2012

Liquidated? but that story he’s telling isn’t in tents enough…

Look one has his hat on backwards…kegs these days…

Give the poney kegs the 3.2 story.

Good ones guys…

If that’s beer, I would hope the tale would be a little more chilling.

And if it’s oil…. the proximity of that fire is scary enough without the terrifying stories.

At least they’re still young… we don’t have to hear how crude they become as adolescents, making gassy noises and cracking jokes.

Dogsniff, I hope it’s not draft brewed Blatz beer, where ever you go. Smoother AND fresher? Really? Who says? And I don’t think it’s at all clear if it’s less filling…

So are you from around there? The reason I ask is that about the time I stopped drinking Stroh’s, the company floundered…Coincidence? I don’t think so…I should probably apologize….but man, I could sure use a good cold Siggy right about now

I know the lighter beers do it, but the hat on backwards is usually worn by the darker beers.

There’s going to be a nightmare in the elm trees if Freddy Kegger shows up.

slowly?

well, that was a barrel of laughs

Better put on the thermal blankets, there’s going to be some in tents drafts tonight.

My wife and I were visiting the Budweiser plant in Cartersville, GA. I was watching the second shift come in. My wife said, “you can’t drink it all, you know”. I said, “I know, but I sure got ’em workin nights!”

So the Alt one is telling scary stories to the Yuenglings.

Well, isn’t he a barrel of laughs?

Red Solo Cup!

I’d add something witty but I’m completely drained.

And totally tapped out.

The only time I ever purchased a beer keg was for the wedding I held for my youngest son. I made a sit down dinner for 70 (max I could seat for the ceremony on my patio and at tables in the yard). The after dinner party (cake and open bar was open to all their frends -no limit as well as all my neighbors within hearing range) I also limited time to 1 AM so neighbors would not complain. Dancing on the patio was fun and even enjoyed by my Umbrella Cockatoo. The case of champagne was enjoyed for years after the wedding because the young people preferred beer to that and other bar items.

That was one of my famous tiered wedding cakes with the fountain in it and had royal icing bird wings on marzipan bodies among the decorations and my main course was pork tenderloins baked after a good overnight prep (great for a crowd).

Preyed upon by Count Drunkula.