Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 28, 2009

It’s big-butt naked lady!!! Long time, no see!

What’s with the diacriticals, BBNL? The words for you were diet: critical!

o, o, o,

Still going commando I see.

My cheeks and I are not amused.

Umlaut abuse will get you everywhere…

For some strange reason this always reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

I only wish it was “ex” My old lady’s butt was sooo big that…

I just printed this and left it on the stove. Does anyone have a spare room to rent?..

call me slow, but i don’t get any of this - the toon or the comments :(

in the words of denzel washington: explain it to me like i’m a four-year old.

Yes.

I’m going to go way out on a limb here: The lady is, to put it kindly, rubenesque. Peter Paul Rubens was Dutch. Hence, the umlauts. But the “fook” word sounds more Irish than Dutch. And the alternating “o”s with umlauts (or not) above and below…well…that’s just teresaesque. If she has to explain it (which she won’t), that would be lame. I suggest some of you great brains out there get together and finish solving this puzzle. Dirty minds want to know!!!

nooo, not today!– tomorrow! today I will continue to inundate you with verbal abuse

No, that was yesterday. You missed it.

right verb, wrong use. I did not want to shut the fook up, I wanted to…

Doc: If it’s the person I’m thinking of (and I think it is), it won’t help.

The Blog: Wife’s Chart There’s some (unintended?) humor in the juxtaposition of the 11th and 12th items on each side. Sad humor, though… Is there a Husband’s Chart?

Personally, I think coming to breakfast wearing nothing but red nail polish would more than cancel the demerits. I’d even make breakfast and let her warm her cold feed.

Doc Toon: Remember, there’s nothing wrong with him - it’s just all the “cyber bullies” and “smart-alecks” that have a problem…lol

I was hoping not to see this lady again!!! She does make me feel rail skinny, tho

thanks, ray. i think the lady in the strip is simply tired of people calling her fat. as a sort of “in-your-face” gesture, the lady took off her clothes to rub it in.

our western culture is still trying to push skinny women upon us. i’m glad to see that big girls are starting to push back.

Hank: That makes good sense.

Blog: Is that the whole test? A perfect score is 25 – one more than “very poor (failure)!”

Today was the day I was planning to clean the bathroom! I didn’t fooking do that either!