Herman by Jim Unger for February 21, 2012

I can give you some cream for that.Then you might want to make soup.

Hey, at least he’ll be a fun guy at parties……….

oh I here a ‘sporeus’ of bad puns sprouting from this one

Stop sitting the dark and eating horse sh*t.

And my friend said those growths were just called “tags”! What does SHE know!!!!

That Doc doesn’t know “Shiitake from Shinola”

Portobello sandwich, anyone?

Doctorr:..“How long have you had this?”

Patient:.“Every since I was a little toadstool.”