Monty by Jim Meddick for February 09, 2012
February 08, 2012
February 10, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: OK, so you're a ripped nerd. FIne. But deep down, beneath those whey protein-enhanced biceps and your iso-mass x-treme kre-alkalyn supplemented pecs, you're still a nerd... and nerds generally listen to reason... and the truth is: I'm no match for you... I'm a pasty, unathletic schlub. This whole thing is just an unfortunate mistake... Man: You make a good point. Unfortunately, my limbic system is so stoked on this lipsome delivery topical testosterone cream, I still feel the urge to at least throw muay thai clinch on you...
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Is that some kind of wrestling hold he’s talking about throwing or a coconut cream based curry with noodles?Oh, and I notice he’s touching his chin with the testosterone cream. that explains a lot.
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
@tattooedcyberidiot: I think he’s coming on to Monty …
pypedreamr almost 13 years ago
Muay Thai has clinches? Since when? As a Thai that’s watched many a match, I’ve never seen a ‘legal’ clinch unless they’re just holding to stop the pommelling and kicking and elbowing and whatever else that makes an effective impact against the opponent.
revisages almost 13 years ago
for external use only
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Well, at least VPSG still has enough self-control after the testosterone self-dosing to warn Monty that he’s going to hurt him. That’s some consolation, isn’t it?
frumdebang almost 13 years ago
Maybe just a little too much information, Andrea@home.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
I figured gretch wouldve been all over that by now.
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Let’s cancel that coffee date. I’ll call you when I can reschedule.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Your husband paid the penilety for your actions? You owe him big time….
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Looks like he might hurt you Monty!
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And Gretchen looks suitably bored with them.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Oh, Monty, just ask him where he buys al that good stuff.
zenguyuno almost 13 years ago
In MMA, a Muay Thai clinch is when the opponent’s head is grabbed with both hands in order to pull it down into an upcoming knee. Is that not allowed in Muay Thai?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Run Monty!
ramonesfan almost 13 years ago
One thing is for sure: these guys aren’t Italian!