Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 04, 2009

They don’t. You’re being taken for a ride Ziggy and it ain’t aboard the starship enterprise.

Since cars started doing warp 9 through space Star Trek style.

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Warp_core

From a mechanics view this is hilarious! Get him Ziggy!

Since your car can travel faster then light … since you can open the glove compartment and say “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.” and have a pipping hot cup of tea there. Since the doors “Swoosh” open instead of opening the regular way. Since Captain Jean-Luc Picard has more power in your car then you. Since Spot was female, then male, then female again. I could go on if you’d like.

Since the time warp threw you forward in time.

Since yesterday when Peter from Foxtrot got caught doing warp 9 in the neighborhood.

As a Gearhead, I love this!

“I canna fix ‘er in less than 6 hours, capt’n”

Even Click and Clack wouldn’t stoop this low!

Leela: Repairs will take 8 hours, 1 hour to fix the ship & 7 hours to fix the cup holder. Professor: You have 6!

Scotty says “Aye captain there’s a wiener stuck in the warp drive”…..”It could do with a wee bit of mustard or she’s gonna blow!”

The mechanic must think we are in the future, because in the present, people wear pants.